Wednesday, August 13, 2014

Gifford's Maine Lobster Tracks Famous Ice Cream Review - 5

Unexpectedly good red-tinged cups.


PREMIUM INGREDIENTS Cream, Sugar, Chocolate Cookie Fudge Ribbon (Powdered Sugar (Sugar, Corn Starch), Soybean Oil, Natural Cocoa, Chocolate Crunch (Bleached Wheat Flour, Sugar, Partially Hydrogenated Soybean Oil, Contains 2% or Less of: Corn Syrup, Baking Soda, Salt, Cocoa, Soy Lecithin, Chocolate Liquor, Salt), Corn Syrup, Red Orange Caramel Candy (Coating (Sugar, Coconut Oil, Nonfat Milk, Milk, Soy Lecithin, Natural Flavors), Corn Syrup, Yellow 6, Sweetened Condensed Milk (Condensed Milk, Sugar), Cream, Butter (Cream, Salt), Palm Kernel Oil, Sugar, Salt, Soy Lecithin, Artificial and Natural Flavors), Whey, Nonfat Dried Milk, Dextrose, Soy Lecithin, Guar Gum, Xanthan Gum, Carrageenan, Natural and Artificial Flavor.

Saturday, August 9, 2014

Gifford's Fly Fishing Fudge Famous Ice Cream Review - 3

Another substandard and unsatisfying Gifford's quart.



PREMIUM INGREDIENTS Cream, sugar, fudge ripple (high fructose corn syrup, corn syrup, cream, cocoa (processed with alkali), nonfat dried milk, whey, pectin, modified food starch), cookie dough (wheat flour, sugar, margarine (liquid soybean oil, partially hydrogenated soybean oil, salt, soy lecithin, natural flavor, vegetable mono and diglycerides, annatto, whey), brown sugar, chips (sugar, chocolate liquor, cocoa butter, soy lecithin, vanilla), egg, corn starch, molasses, soy lecithin, salt, natural and artificial vanilla ), corn syrup, chocolate chips (sugar, coconut oil, nonfat milk, whole milk, cocoa (processed with alkali), soy lecithin, natural flavors), M&Ms® (milk chocolate (sugar, chocolate, skim milk, cocoa butter, lactose, milkfat, soy lecithin, salt, artificial flavor), sugar, cornstarch, less than 1% corn syrup, dextrin, blue 1 lake, red 40 lake, yellow 6, yellow 5, red 40, blue 1, blue 2 lake, yellow 6 lake, yellow 5 lake, blue 2), gum acacia), nonfat dried milk, whey, vanilla, de

Sunday, August 3, 2014

Gifford's Appalachian Trail Famous Ice Cream Review - 4

Who knew cashews and bananas grew in the Northeast US?
That same terrible aftertaste with awkward naming.
Keep ingesting the trans fat and there are many more hikes in your future.



PREMIUM INGREDIENTS
Cream banana base (banana puree, sugar), sugar, corn syrup, rainforest crunch (sugar, cashews, coconut oil, cocoa (processed with alkali), partially hydrogenated coconut oil, cocoa, salt, buttermilk, corn syrup, honey, soy lecithin, natural flavor), nonfat dried milk, whey, dextrose, soy lecithin, guar gum, xanthan gum, carrageenan, citric acid.

Saturday, August 2, 2014

Gifford's Muddy Boots Famous Ice Cream Review - 1 or 7

The first ever bifurcated review:
1 for the absolutely ghastly aftertaste from this stuff
7 for the 3 spoonfuls with all components *while* eating only



PREMIUM INGREDIENTS
Cream, Sugar, Caramel Variegate (Corn Syrup, Sugar, Water, Non Fat Milk Solids, Butter, Molasses, Natural Flavor, Salt, Pectin) Corn Syrup, Brownie Pieces, (Wheat Flour, Sugar, Butter, Cocoa (Processed with Alkali), Soybean Oil, Corn Starch, Natural Flavor, Soy Lecithin, Salt), Nonfat Dried Milk, Whey, Dextrose, Soy Lecithin, Guar Gum, Xanthan Gum, Carrageenan, Natural

Thursday, July 31, 2014

Gifford's Moose Tracks Ice Cream Review - 3

First taste of Gifford's and really underwhelmed (well, when I first held the 32 oz and it felt like 14oz of HD, that should've tipped me off).



"Melt-on-your-tongue Moose Tracks® fudge swirl and peanut butter mini-cups in smooth vanilla ice cream."

PREMIUM INGREDIENTS
Cream, Sugar, Denali Fudge (Powdered Sugar (Sugar, Cornstarch), Peanut Oil, Cocoa (Processed with Alkali), Whey, Salt, Soy Lecithin), Corn Syrup, Peanut Butter Cups (Coating (Sugar, Coconut Oil, Cocoa (Processed with Alkali), Nonfat Milk, Milk, Soy Lecithin, Natural Flavors), Peanut Butter (Peanuts, Salt), Whey, Nonfat Dried Milk, Vanilla, Dextrose, Soy Lecithin, Guar Gum, Xanthan Gum, Carrageenan.

Sunday, April 13, 2014

Ben & Jerry's Karamel Sutra Core Ice Cream Review - 4

If this sad excuse for a new flavor was my intro to the Core line, I never would've tried a second. It's just weak Salted Caramel made even worse by out-of-place chocolate which takes over the pint.


ingredients: Cream, Water, Skim Milk, Sugar, Liquid Sugar (Sugar, Water), Milk, Corn Syrup, Cocoa (Processed With Alkali), Coconut Oil, Egg Yolks, Butter (Cream, Salt), Milk Fat, Pectin, Cocoa, Guar Gum, Soy Lecithin, Sodium Bicarbonate, Vanilla Extract, Butteroil, Carrageenan, Salt, Natural Flavor, Lactase

Saturday, April 12, 2014

Ben & Jerry's Peanut Butter Fudge Core Ice Cream Review - 9

Quite good indeed.


ingredients: CREAM, SKIM MILK, LIQUID SUGAR (SUGAR, WATER), WATER, PEANUTS, SUGAR, COCONUT OIL, COCOA (PROCESSED WITH ALKALI), CORN SYRUP, DRIED CANE SYRUP, EGG YOLKS, COCOA, PEANUT OIL, MILK, SALT, GUAR GUM, SOY LECITHIN, CARRAGEENAN, NATURAL FLAVOR, VANILLA EXTRACT.